typing toot

A typing toot is like a brain fart, but in text form. When a person changes thoughts or phrasing mid sentence, and types a non-sensical sentence. For example " Are we going leaving for the movie soon?"

Ignore the typing toot in my last email. I know it didn't make sense.

by johnnypockets January 12, 2022

Slumber toots

The act of releasing flatulence while slumbering. Passing gas continuously while in the sleep state.

Man bro, ol girl I smashed last night... After I wore them cheeks out she was knocked out. We were spooning and she had them slumber toots. Had my balls on vibrate like a gentle nuts massager with her buttcheeks

by Teddygrams254 May 1, 2020

toot salute

When somebody enters the room and you greet them with a toot.

Sally toots just as Jenny walks into the room

Sally yells "Toot Salute!"

by SunRayz420 November 29, 2021

Curt toot

The definition of a curt toot is as followed:

When someone farts fast and loud to rupture our ear drums during a social gathering.

“Damn Mark, that one was a curt toot.”

by SlimmKilla April 15, 2023

toots magoots

See ya later

"I am going to the store, says Sally." "Ok, toots magoots, says Dave."

by tafunn August 6, 2021

yo toot bro

you say it as an introduction, clarepeaxchy from instagram is the main user of this saying. she made it. enjoy using :)

person: hii
you: yo toot bro

by clarepeaxchy July 8, 2020

toot your gout

The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.

“You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”

by Jaybonny April 26, 2024