too much swag

literal Pauly-D

Pauly has too much swag

by 1ust April 25, 2022

Too Much Marc

When an unlucky fella talks to a person called Marc, it is called “Too Much Marc”. The victim may feel distress, uncomfortable body-pains or worse case scenario, dementia. Especially if you have been speaking for longer than 18 hours in one day.

I feel ewy, I think I have “Too Much Marc”.

by SupremeWatch December 2, 2018

too much cereal

when you are in a situation in which you are spooning too many people or alternatively when you are spooning someone who you cannot wrap your arm around

"my spoon can't handle this much cereal! too much cereal"

by henrleanem December 3, 2011

too drunk to cum

so drunk that you no longer have the ability to "cum"
this applies to both men and women

my bae was rock hard but hes too drunk to cum and now his dick is flaccid

by sexplination June 7, 2014

too good to be true

When something amazing out of the blue happens and you are happy but then you get suddenly suspicious.

Girl 1: "oh my gosh today i won 1,000,000 dollars then met the president all in one day" !
Girl 2: "Wow, that is awesome..." -_-
Girl1: "It is too good to be true"

by YoursTruelyNiki May 13, 2012

Too chill

When your parents don't want to be mean and say they don't like your man so they say he's "too chill"

"I don't like Gage, he's too chill."

by Gageisgreat November 17, 2015

I'm too sexy

a number one hit from early 1992 by the British techno-dance trio Right Said Fred. It's like the 1987 hit "Love Removal Machine" by the Cult. It's a catchy tune, and the lyrics are so unbelievably stupid, yet that stupidness factor is what makes the song so cool. The title phrase became a catch term. For instance: T-shirts came out that said "I'm too sexy for this shirt!"

1. I'm too sexy for this shirt
Too sexy for this shirt
So sexy it hurts!

2. I'm too sexy for the overrated movie "Titantic".

3. And I'm too sexy for this song.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2007