as tired as a bag of beat dicks

To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.

Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!

as tired as a bag of beat dicks by Glizzy G December 16, 2008

Tireless Tribe

Magic: the Gathering slang Coined during Odyssey-block limited, referring collectively to bad limited Magic players.

Less-skilled Magic players frequently reveal their skill level to good players by playing bad one-mana creatures on turn one, and Tireless Tribe is a bad one-mana creature from Odyssey block.

My opponent hoisted his Tireless Tribe banner with a turn-one Goblin Mountaineer.

Tireless Tribe by milesmason777 August 11, 2009

tirectly 

same as directly just pronounced the same

Glen is an idiot

tirectly by Anonymous ATOTer June 28, 2004

Tirelicious

A description for a tire so good that it looks delicious.

Person 1: I got new tires on my car.

Person 2: They look tirelicious!

Tirelicious by gamer999 December 21, 2008

tired

Go to fucking SLEEP!
You'll thank me for this!

Man1: Man I'm tired...
Man2: (punches Man2 in temple, whom promptly goes to sleep.)

tired by da Realest nig September 29, 2007

tired

what mindless people type into the little "look up" box on urbandictionary..because they are bored, and most likely tired its a vicious circle

why are is this a definition? everyone knows what it means...i guess im dumbfuc to...oh well

tired by noflyway99 April 7, 2005

Sun Tired

Verb - The feeling you get after being out in the sun for an extended period of time when you are tired for no explainable reason.

After a long day of chillin at Narragansett Beach I was very sun tired.

Sun Tired by Mr. Ben Nelson June 1, 2006