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hood tires 

When replacing a tire on the side of the road in the hood, it is common courtesy to leave your discarded tire by the side of the road so that, in an emergency, future motorists can use it. This is why there are so many seemingly abandoned tires along hood roads. Also, those who are in on the secret, use these tires as markers. They indicate safe haven for hood occupants.

Each tire typically has a protection radius of approximately one mile. So the hood tires also serve as makeshift mile markers.
Oh no honey we just got a flat tire. I guess we need to call triple A.

"No hun, we are in the hood. There are bound to be a "hood tires" within walking distance."
Related Words

Shitty Tire 

Another slang term for the Canadian hardware store "Canadian Tire", also known by most people as "Crappy Tire". "Shitty Tire" is used as a replacement noun in cases where the term "Crappy Tire" doesn't quite cut it anymore
Steve: "Hey, man, is your car still at Shitty Tire?"

Bill: "Yeah, they ripped all four of my tires and need to wait 2 weeks for new ones to come in, so I can't drive it until then"

Steve: "I wouldn't take my wheelbarrow to Shitty Tire"
Shitty Tire by Dan's Z71 March 10, 2018

red tire 

The state of ones sphincter after intense and satisfying anal sex
Sasha: So how did that Tinder date go last night?
Jaclyn: Girl, I've got such a fat red tire, I'm starting to think I was on a Grindr date.

tongue tied 

tongue tied is when someone you like is talking and you're so flustered that you don't dare utter a word.
crush: talking
you: tongue tied

spinning tires in the mud 

It is when you are on an important business call and trying very hard to accomplish something but you are getting nowhere.
No buddy, It is like “spinning tires in the mud”.

We are getting nowhere.

Ghetto White Walled Tires 

The act of rubbing tires on the curb so much they become white, resembling white walled tires.
Chuck: Wow, when did Jack get white walled tires?
Ted: He didn't, those are Ghetto White Walled Tires, he cant parralel park.

Maddie: Debby spent 10 minutes parralel parking yesterday!
Alex: Yeah, she's working towards Ghetto White Walled Tires.