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christmas timber

on christmas when you are unpacking your gifts, nothing ruins it with your christmas tree falling straight down onto your temples and knocking you out cold, this is what is referred to as christmas timber.
on the news the other day, a few people suffered from christmas timber while opening their beatiful presents, and had to go to the hospital!
by reffered to as bill murray?yes November 29, 2009
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Timberline PK-8

Timberline is the worst school to exist in the US it’s a school that is racist I went to a teacher and told her that a kid called me a gay c*nt in Spanish and she didn’t do anything I did the same thing and I got suspended for a week
by Mr. RockTable February 26, 2019
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tibble

The inside of a butthole.
Andrew, you really need to clean your tibble for Mrs. Miller tonight.
by colesmom.com April 20, 2009
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tumble

To comprehend the meaning of another slang expression.
When he said "rat fink" I didn't tumble.
by Dan November 20, 2003
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Shiver me timber

From olden days when pirates visited the olde inns and requested the service of prostitutes. The actual term means ‘rapidly stroke my hard penis’. Rapidly stroking like a shiver and hard penis or ‘wood’. Wood also known as timber.
Here young whore I’d like you to shiver me timber for a fair price.
by Gateboy March 5, 2018
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tibbles

A 'twat' or as the south americans say 'El Bastardo'.
Hey Joey look at tibbles over there, he just donkey punched his woman...I even heard the wind saying "...I hate you..."
by Carlos de Tores October 9, 2006
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minnesota timberwolves

Ricky Davis is one of the leagues most exciting players, and one of the best dunkers as well. Mike James is one of the most underated players in the league. Randy Foye is probably the best rookie coming outta this draft. Kevin Garnett is simply one of the best players in the NBA.

Watch out for the TWolves in 06.
KG needs a ring. Time to get him one...

Watch out for the Minnesota Timberwolves in 06, cause they on the prowl...
by Big Ticket September 16, 2006
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