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Thirsty

adjective describing the desperate attempts by insecure and painful lax parents to glorify their reclassed and comically overaged teenage sons on social media by incessantly posting ever single shot that their precious Augie (short for Augustus) takes with imposing emojis such as 🔥💪💀 and fear-inducing words like "Tuff" and "Him”
Chatsworth's mom is thirsty AF. She's always posting lax videos of him with comments like "That's my handsome Him! Oh Chatty, you are straight fire 🔥" and paying extra to boost his Insta Reels.

Bigsby is a thirsty drip king. His parents didn't send him to kindergarten until he was 7 and then he reclassed in 8th grade when he started at McDonogh and again in 10th grade when he transferred to Brunswick.
by Benjamin Buttonz April 30, 2024
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Thirsty hamster

She sits in the front seat of a car with a sunroof. He lays across the roof of the car with his wiener hanging through the open sunroof. She performs her impression of a thirsty hamster on a water bottle.
I got a felony for getting a thirsty hamster in a parking lot
by Totallynormalguy69420 March 30, 2024
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Thirsty like a fish

I haven't been laid in 14mon's.. I'm thirsty like a fish!
by mrevoix May 3, 2021
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Ups thirsty Thursday

A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!
Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!
by Lilrichard123 May 10, 2023
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thirsty hamster

A thirsty hamster refers humorously to a sexual act where someone performs oral sex on a man as he lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging down through the sunroof, similar go a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle. First went viral on TikTok in February 2024.
They found a quiet place where they could park, open the sunroof, and she could be a thirsty hamster.
by John in Chicago February 21, 2024
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thirsty hamster

When a guy lays on top of a car with a sun roof, sticks his penis through the sun roof of said car. While in the car a woman sucks on his penis like a hamster at a water bottle.
Does your car have a sun roof? Because I want to stick your dick like a thirsty hamster!
by Allie3283 February 21, 2024
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thirsty hampster

When a guy lays across an open sunroof and gets their dick sucked like a hampster drinking water from a spout.
I was a thirsty hampster and gave my boyfriend a blowjob in his car.
by MrDavch February 25, 2024
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