“Hey jimmy nigga butt token king von anti piracy screen” it means i got a drop on this flexing nigga he from tenesee i had a thot she be with the shits
by Brainrotking January 10, 2025

Last name of a person who is super duper cool. Skye main that sometimes blinds themselves but it's all part of their master plan to win the whole game and be top fragger.
by aurelionistaken July 1, 2021

The von Clausewitz Gambit is an unusual opening move on a dating app, whereby the person making the opening move delivers a pick-up line derived from Carl von Clausewitz, usually as a reference to his masterpiece 'Vom Kriege' ('On War').
"Did you see that screenshot Kevin put in the groupchat? He used the von Clausewitz Gambit on a girl he matched with on Hinge!"
"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"
"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"
by Carl_von_Clausewitz January 15, 2024

Q: which President was it who wears a diaper, falls asleep in court at his own criminal trial, wears a diaper, and shits his pants on the reg?
A: Why Donald Von ShitzInPantz of course
A: Why Donald Von ShitzInPantz of course
by Prof. Ass Master May 2, 2024

King Von is a dead ass nigga, he is currently 6 feet under dirt and is not coming back for a while. YB on top smoking that Von pack.
by JadaisLame November 19, 2023

by jejcchc November 3, 2018

by SassTheo June 8, 2017
