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Tandem Urination

The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.
Him: Babe, gotta pee!
Her: Me too! Let’s try out tandem urination!
by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017
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Kid urinal

1. Used as a derogatory term to offend short people.
2. The short urinal in a bathroom
1. Dude, you’re such a kid urinal
2. You need to use the kid urinal?!
by Mr. yee December 5, 2017
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Medical-Urine

When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals
(Cough) oh god that was really bad medical-urine
by 69_BitchAssNigga_420 July 18, 2016
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Urinal Logic

The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.
"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"
by Animal Damage October 1, 2013
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Urinal Punch

The act of hitting the guy standing at the urinal next to you while taking a piss with the other hand. Not to be attempted when inebriated beyond a certain point.
Man, I so Urinal Punched Woollard so he pissed over his shoes!
by M-Train#51 February 22, 2011
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Skibidi urinal

I went to pee but I nearly used skibidi urinal
by Im not doing a handle tbh mate October 31, 2023
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Urinal cake

Those thingamabobs in urinals to make them smell nice. For some reason they gave them a name that makes it difficult to resist the temptation to eat one. Pretty sure eating one will kill you though. Unrelated: invite-only cupcake party at my place. I’m making the cupcakes. If they smell like lime or flowers and taste like chemicals then don’t worry that’s normal the aftertaste is good though I promise. Please come to my cupcake party
disclaimer: Urinal cakes should not be eaten
by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024
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