tampon log

A log covered in used tampons and floppy dildos.

Man look at that tampon log

by kingmanthing November 14, 2016

laminated ventilated tampon

A tampon that has been laminated, then ventilated and guhed.

Wow, where'd she get that laminated ventilated tampon? It's really guh.

by poopsiethunderstorm December 24, 2010

Disco Ball Tampon

The act of Hub City Stomping so hard that you crack a Disco Ball with your head and use a random tampon for your face gash.

Travis Nelson rocked it so hard at that show that he needed a Disco Ball Tampon!

by ThaDuke February 2, 2021

Tampon party

When girls all gather for one girl to get a tampon from another and they all end up joining in.

So you guys are all going huh, must be a tampon party.

by Bigboyz17 June 24, 2020

used tampon

the penis that lacks discipline

"I can't control my used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Tampon

A small dildo version of a pad that girls keep in their bodies for up too 8 hours a day during "that time of the month"

She shoved the pad dildo (tampon) up her vagina so she could swim

by Lamayobro March 17, 2017

with the urgency of an emergency tampon

This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW

As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"

by von groovy July 9, 2024