happy shaft

-- refers to the manner which a penis rises when the man gets an erection --

-- synonym for penis --

Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.

by BalrogTheLog January 18, 2017

shafted

in dearborn this means to be left on read or open on snap chat.

nah don’t hit her up man you’re going to get shafted again.

by queen shawty May 23, 2021

Shaft Shimmer

A Shaft Shimmer is another name for a handjob. This term was coined by Garrett.

Zach - last night totally got a Shaft Shimmer last night behind Gus'

by zachquinnfosho November 1, 2010

shaft-wind

An expulsion of flatulence so profound that it shakes and vibrates the length of one’s vein cane.

“Did you hear about Andrew and Mike at fart darts the other night? They broke a glass at the bar by harmonizing each other’s shaft-wind.”

by PMan401 October 26, 2019

shafted

when someone reads your message and doesn’t respond. Also known as boxing or leaving you on opened

Sarah: “ugh i don’t think chase likes me.”

Lilly: “why not ?”

Sarah: “he shafted me for the sixth time today.”

by cleverseal February 15, 2021

Shaft

To be utterly brutalized by a midterm/final you did not study for.

Bill: Yo, fuck, I got shafted on the calc midterm.

by Hiadwer January 31, 2024

Shaft sister

When two or more girls have hooked up with the same guy

Girl 1: "I hooked uo with Brian last week"
Girl 2: "So did I! Now we are shaft sisters girll"
Girl 1: "PERIODT"

by badbitch123456 January 30, 2021