Wedge potato

1) One who penetrated a potato by (wedging) a hole into the side of it creating the ultimate lube less sex toy for male masturbation.

This is done by getting a large potato and carving a hole (this can also be known as wedging) a hole to a similar size and diameter to your penis and then using the potato to pleasure your self. This can also give a whole new meaning to 'Hot Potato'.

Person 1: Look at the tits on that...
Person 2: They are so perfect i'm going to wedge potato to that later

by Hungassaurus September 12, 2013

Team Potato

It is a group of people who can't aim to save their fucking life.

Dude your so shit. You're apart of Team Potato

by BigBoiZEYU November 18, 2018

Potato-y

as in ... being a potato. Ie; ugly, fat, boring, useless.

“I look awful today. I’m so potato-y.”

by QueenPotatoHead January 10, 2019

disco potato

Slang name for a GT2860R (GT28RS) Turbo
Usually used in conjunction with a Nissan SR20DET powerplant. Can produce in upwards of 350HP with accompaning mods. Known mostly for lightning spool time and huge torque increases.

"What kind of turbo u have on ur Silvia man?"
"I slapped a Disco potato on there last night."

by IPWNUTT May 7, 2007

Sand Potato

A Sand Potato is another term for someone of middle eastern descent, this term is used in a derogatory way. Also someone of the middle eastern descent who goes full potato. Never go full potato.

" don't tempt me with a good time, sand potato"

by Nazblue5807 November 5, 2015

couch potato

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

by Light Joker January 18, 2005

charlie potatoes

Charlie Potatoes is an old British and American slang term for a man who is on top of the world in terms of either money or popularity. In the film "The Defiant Ones," the escaped convict John "Joker" Jackson (Tony Curtis) fantasizes about a time when he will be rich and popular, calling himself "Charlie Potatoes" when he talks about it.

"I'm gonna buy me a pair of buckskin shoes, with a brand-new suit and a silk shirt. And I'll be Charlie Potatoes, comin' down the street, with a Panama hat and a good-lookin' gal."

by Big Swami September 22, 2007