The act of flushing the toilet before even starting to urinate, and trying to finish the pee before the flush ends.
by Cranjus McBasketball IV October 08, 2017
1. A song sung whilst urinating.
2. A song sung about urinating.
Not to be confused with the stage name of the famous Rapper/Producer Sean "P-Diddy" Combs, though one could sing his music as a pee ditty.
2. A song sung about urinating.
Not to be confused with the stage name of the famous Rapper/Producer Sean "P-Diddy" Combs, though one could sing his music as a pee ditty.
I was taking a piss in the boys room the other day and the man at the urinal next to me began singing a masterful rendition of "He is an English Man" from Gilbert and Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore. What a lovely pee ditty.
Tommy began singing a pee ditty he'd made up about the teacher pissing her pants in front of his whole class. The principle overheard and gave him three days of morning detention.
Tommy began singing a pee ditty he'd made up about the teacher pissing her pants in front of his whole class. The principle overheard and gave him three days of morning detention.
by ayobabaycanigetchonumbahh February 19, 2014
When a lady sneezes and has a little bladder malfunction resulting in a tiny wet patch. (Usually ladies who have had children).
by Ceiniog August 22, 2011
fuckin - pee talker - u know those guys ....your in the bathroom minding your own damn business and they feel the need to HAVE to fucking start up a conversation? Fuck! just shut up, let me piss and get the fuk out of here
by DrFeelGood2288 March 06, 2009
A urine-based wetness of the knees and shins caused by pissing into a toilet with too much force and/or at the wrong angle of delivery. Pee knees is a very real danger to anyone who pees while standing, particularly at urinals (which are gross and infrequently flushed). Pee knees is characterized by a smelly wetness of the knees and shins, caused by reflective contact with composite urine that those so afflicted can only hope is mostly of their own making. Common methods for reducing the threat of pee knees include pissing whilst sitting (like a bitch), standing farther away from the toilet itself (best to use both hands here), or simply missing the urinal entirely until you get a handle on your flow (I always sweep in from the left like a boss).
man 1: "excuse me sir, why are you pissing on my boot?"
man 2: "pardon me, graciously, but I do not wish to be stricken with pee knees."
man 2: "pardon me, graciously, but I do not wish to be stricken with pee knees."
by CainFang June 04, 2012
The cold-chill, tingly-esque feeling a male experiences when having a long awaited pee. Usually causes one to twitch uncontrolably. May be accompanied by poophoria if taking a number 2.
by EyeAmGod March 22, 2005
by Geoff March 27, 2003