Office Skank

A woman who makes out during a company party with a male colleague.

Elaine: Of course I'm dating Brad, what you think I am, the office skank?

by WhoCaresYaDipper February 24, 2021

Coronavirus Office

Donald Trump suggested viruses be named after the place where they originated which is why The Oval Office is now known as The Coronavirus Office.

The president will speak to reporters live from The Coronavirus Office

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

Office Dropping

When you randomly visit a coworker to ridicule their behavior on social media.

Doug was really on one this weekend on Facebook so I had to do some office dropping on him.

by All Bets Hedged February 23, 2020

Office Whip

When someone keeps everything in their vehicle ex; Paperwork, food, electronics, etc.

Person 1: You see that guys car, look at all that shit he's got in there.
Person 2: Damn, that's a total Office Whip.

by Operator Bacon October 9, 2018

Area Office

A sexual act where separate workers from individual offices have a threesome (traditionally two males and a female). One worker is on each side, similar to a pig roast.

“The five and the four took her together and had themselves an area office

by Viking Handle January 20, 2023

Office Suite

No one ever says the word suite when referring to an office unless they are in Oregon.

"Why does Amanda say Office Suite instead of just Office?" "Makes no sense, only Oregon people say it"

by Oregon Ducker April 10, 2019

Office Husband

A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.

EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.

by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019