House mate

When a dude has no place to stay with two kids, you let him move in to your house too fuck for rent.

Hey house mate whats for breakfast bitch.

Hey I got no place to stay, it alright come be my house mate.

by Kittyburner101 April 25, 2018

Paper Mate

Better than a friend. When my computer is not working (which is always)I always turn to my trusty Paper Mate pen.

Perfect for writing death threats, spreading bad news or breaking up with my girlfriends.

by ben goss May 09, 2005

Your Mate

a thing alot of dumb leboz say.

look at dat bloke wallah hes your mate

by tazin May 02, 2005

Yerba Mate

Basically just caffeinated tea but for dumbasses.

“ Ey have you tried Yerba Mate before, it’s really good”
“ Shutup”

by JCSL October 10, 2019

check mate

When you go to use a urinal and there is no place to go with at least one unoccupied urinal between you and another man

Man there were three open urinals but this piece of fuck took the one in the middle. Check mate bro.

by lightningweasel December 04, 2011

everyone's mate

A very rare breed of school pupil who seems to get on with everyone in the school, no matter what breed they are.

Doesn't prejudice against anyone. gets on with goths, moshers, neds, snobs, etc.

Asshole.Hey, whos the dickhead at the vendie machine?

Bud. Hey, that guys well calm. he's everyone's mate.

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Animal Mating

When an uncle elephant has a big pp for his niece.

Uncle Elephant and Niece Elephant go animal mating.

by Your Uncle sent u an Emoji: 😘 November 05, 2019