feeling hooker

1. noun. someone who helps you work out your problems for money.

That feeling hooker really helped me get over that horrible break up.

by J-man123 December 16, 2012

hooker’s fuck

An infinitesimal amount of caring, extremely close to the point of not caring at all.

I don’t give a hooker’s fuck how much money that bastard offers me; I’m not taking that job!

by therealpinball December 26, 2019

Hooker's Shower

When one only washes thier: asshole, crotch, armpits, and teeth.

Janice was a trainwreck; only having 3 minutes before meeting with a client, she took a washcloth and a toothbrush in an Arby's bathroom and gave herself a hooker's shower.

by Tremb1es April 7, 2020

Hooker Cuddle

First you pay a hooker for sex, and then you complete the “transaction.” Afterwards you start to talk about your life and life’s struggles. The hooker offers advice and comforts you in this time of need.

I left a review for “Escorts A La Modé” stating:

“ I really enjoyed Nadia, not only for her openmindness during our encounter but also for the hooker cuddle after.”

by jfs912 February 16, 2019

Fucking Hookers

A phrase used to describe any form of frustration. Blame it on the fucking hookers.

*drops phone*
Person: Aghh, fucking hookers!
*missed alarms*
Person: Damnit, fucking hookers.
*Gets the clap*
Person: Fucking Hookers......

by Miss Puss November 4, 2019

hooker-antics

Shady or scandalous antics that are often typical of hookers.

He always fucks with hookers. When they roll him he acts shocked as if he's new to their hooker-antics.

by mmeez January 26, 2020

The hooker no looker

The hooker no looker is when a guy grabs his digidi dog and holds it than proceeds to look away and nut than starts spraying on that hoe or guy if ur gay like ethan

Yessssssssssssss daddy said seleena hit me with the hooker no looker

by Ivegivenuponlife May 22, 2019