loki, the greasy god

loki is a god of mischief, and grease. he is a really greasy boy; he is know for his good lucks and really greasy hair. he died in an asgardian ship explosion when his hair grease caught on fire and killed him.

loki, the greasy god, is really greasy isn’t he?

by lokisboy June 20, 2018

Joe's Greasy Fingers

When you encounter this wild New Yorker in Queens he has the Greasiest Fingers known to mankind. Some say if you touch his fingers you will instantly get the gassed like the jews. Others say your get skin poisoning. The world may never know.

Person 1: Yo did you go to Queens at all

Person 2: Yea I saw Joe's Greasy Fingers so I ran

by Joe's Greasy Fingers December 12, 2018

Greasy Loot

Loot in an MMO game that has been rubbed down with semen and snake oil by Father Cum Sock himself.

Tom: "OH MY GOD I GOT GREASY LOOT!"
*Tom starts stroking his thomas to the sight of the loot drenched in Father Cum Sock's greasy cum sock juice.

by urbanmaster111 October 25, 2013

greasy reecy

a word used when someone is so gay and unable to perform simple sexual acts with women

girl 1: Hey how was your date last night?
girl 2: It was good until we got into bed and he was all greasy reecy on me!

by aatge December 16, 2011

greasy jesus

When one, after having sex in the missionary position, ejaculates on their partner and rubs it all over their skin. They then proceed to tie their arms outstretched and ankles together

My girl was begging for a greasy Jesus last night. It was Epic

by Peyton Manning's Forehead October 9, 2016

greasy browneye

someones butthole that has become overrun by mass amounts of grease. Just a total cesspool

Man, did you hit it in the greasy browneye

by MDDUBIE August 15, 2008

greasy beef curtains

sloppy hairy cunt lips you would like to look away but just can't

The girl next door has greasy beef curtains.

by swebb January 21, 2004