You don't ever - ever - you wackjob prostitution whore. You probably sell your muff for 6 dollars. You fucking psycho bitch. Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage. That's what you are! You're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage. Muff Cabbage!
by Chetchez October 21, 2010
by JordanR February 19, 2007
Its a Jersey thing.... you will never understand.
by oFace Killah October 15, 2010
Type of vagina that smells like cabbage and a assortment of "meat flaps" petruding from the clitoris. Usually found in jersey girls
by Zzkconncar October 16, 2010
(as heard on South Park) an unsightly looking vagina, by conventional standards, encompassed by: 1) oversized inner labia that is overgrown and wrinkly, resembling large cabbage leaves, and 2) an unkempt/untrimmed bush.
She had a bad case of muff cabbage, but since she got waxed now she only has some crazy roast beef curtains.
by MHG13 October 16, 2010
by AEPi Guy October 14, 2010
Bloated face,pinky red in colour,coarse filthy hair with inverted top and bottom lips,reminiscent of the popular childrens stuffed toy.There are both male and female Cabbage Patchers.
by Richbarter00 January 27, 2011