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verbal vegan

1. Someone very vocal in all things vegan but isn’t actually vegan even though he says he is vegan
He isn’t a vegan, I saw him chomping on a snickers....he is a verbal vegan
by TheVeganEdge December 8, 2020
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vegan peagan

The kind of person often confused by simple rhyming words; believes Peagans are a source of food but will loudly say they ONLY eat Peagans if served vegan.
Oh, you know that Dustin, he’s always been a Vegan Peagan since the time of his forefathers.
by MJ7936 June 3, 2019
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Hungry vegan

When eating a girls pussy if she has a bush bite it and pull your head back at max speed to pull a few hairs out
That bitch ass nigga was eating me and he gave me a Hungry vegan
by Lance Armstrong's missing test January 12, 2018
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Assault vegan

Assault vegans are those vegans that make The fact that they are vegan The most important part of their personality.

Assault vegans are under The impression that they have a obligation to inform everyone that they are vegan and how horrible others are for eating meat or using other animal products like leather. It does not matter how non interested you are, they will still find a way to get their "information" to you.
Today was The eight time this month i was confrontes by a assault vegan.
by 404 chef not found March 2, 2021
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That vegan teacher

Person 1: THAT VEGAN TEACHERS is a donut
by anonymous September 15, 2021
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Fake Vegan

Someone who lies in public and claims to be vegan, but really eats a lot of meat at home
Sara’s a fake vegan
by CGM902 February 25, 2018
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Pesco-Vegan

Pesco-vegan diets formed by borrowing aspects of pescetarian/pesco-vegetarian & vegan diets.

PescoVegans ARE NOT vegan/vegetarian. By definition, a pesco-vegan qualifies as a pescetarian since they I incorporate seafood (fish &/or shellfish) into their diet sometimes AND choose to abstain from meat consumption (ie; mammals/red meat, other tetrapods/white meat & body tissue of other land animals)

Pesco-vegan diets forbid animal byproducts (ex: eggs & dairy); making it similar to seagan diets & the terms are sometimes interchanged. Pesco-vegans/Seagans often supplement their diets w/ seafood for motives of nutrition, medical issues, healthspan/lifespan longevity & wellbeing

Terminology Names:

Vegetarian = Portmanteau of “Vegetation” & “agrarian”. References vegetarians mainly eat vegetation

Vegan = Formed by narrowing “vegetarian” to only include the beginning & end. Name pattern might reference that options for vegans are narrower than it is for most vegetarians.

Pescetarian = Portmanteau of “pesce” (fish) & “vegetarian.” Name pattern references fish-inclusion (finnedfish &/or shellfish) in an otherwise vegetarian diet.

Pesco-vegan = Formed by affixing “pesco-” (pesco-vegetarian) to “vegan”. Name references it’s pescetarianism but more restrictive in that animal byproducts are eschewed

Seagan = Portmanteau of “Seafood” & “Vegan”. Similar to pesco-vegan or a form of pescovegan
Gen Zer: “None of my offspring, nieces, nephews, cousin’s kids eat meat anymore. They’re hard to cook holiday meals for because they all have different diets & preferences

Boomer: “Well, I can’t even keep up with all these meatless diets that millennials and zoomers think are so great.”

Gen Zer: “It’s not too complicated. All meat abstainers are either vegetarian or pescetarian…”

Boomer: “That’s it?”

Gen Zer: “Not quite… CLASSIC-vegetarians don’t eat animals but do eat animal byproducts like eggs & dairy. LACTO-Vegetarians are similar but permit dairy & omit eggs. OVO-Vegetarians are similar but permit eggs & omit dairy. VEGAN-vegetarians won’t eat/use any animal sourced foods or products. CLASSIC-Pescetarians eat seafood sometimes but otherwise follow a classic-vegetarian diet. LACTO-Pescetarians permit dairy, not eggs. OVO-Pescetarians (incl: Pescans) permit eggs, not dairy. PESCO-VEGANS / SEAGAN-Pescetarians usually eat vegan but supplement their diet with seafood sometimes. HOPE THAT CLEARED THINGS UP!”

Boomer: “Clear as mud, thanks”
by IbreathAir October 24, 2022
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