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table smack

when you get so mad you have to smack the damn table
me: if u say that again ima table smack
her: NO NO NO NO NO
by pd_fi January 11, 2021
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Table Tug

The act where a person receives a hand job under a dinner table.
John got a table tug from Sally while at his grandparents anniversary dinner.
by Blyler69 June 24, 2019
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Table-ussy

A whole in a table with soap in a hole making a Table-ussy
bro in my class there is a "table-ussy"
by OWENWWWWWWWW September 1, 2022
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table family

a family who believe they own the ice rink or sports area.

a hairy man wearing a baseball cap.
& various family including a daughter who dances, growls, never changes clothes and only has her fringe cut bowl head when visiting annual hairdressers.

BELIEVED TO LIVE UNDER THE TABLE DUE TO MORE THAN REGULAR OCCURANCE AT ICE RINK
Samantha; there! there they are

Alex: who's that?

Samantha; the family that live under the table!

Alex; they live under the table?!

Samantha; Yeah the table family, they live off stolen chips.

Alex; oooooo shes growling...
mugGet the table familymug.

after table

The time spent after eating food talking to the people that just ate food with you. Derived from the spanish word sobremesa and having the same meaning.
Jane and I had the longest after table tonight. We couldn't stop talking after we finished eating.
by greatmaster September 17, 2018
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tables the turn

A term which means to have the your power over someone flipped for you to become the powerless. This is humorous variation of "turn the tables" made to subvert expectation by flipping the order of words around, creating an absurdly worded sentence. Alternatively, the past tense of this phrase is "the turns have tabled"
I had enough of bossing me around, now it is me that tables the turn.
by Michael Washboard July 7, 2022
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Table salt

Asda table salt. SOOOOO goood on fries.
Person1: yo pass me that table salt for my chippies!!

Person2: aight bro!
by LANAMOOPMEEP October 14, 2023
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