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shadow land

shadow land is a place is in the 8th deminsion. as far as it being the worst place to be...ever. its 2nd only to hell. its dark and its the place that evil things called toy shifters make their homes.you should never go there. there are several portals into shadow land but once in you can't get out. only "toy shifters" can vernture back and forth between shadow land and our earth realm."toy shifters" worm hole from shadow land into certan business establishments. it is very apparent when this happens. when a business has been booming for a long time and all of a sudden you drive by and the building is for rent or they have a close out sale just when you thought they were in good standings as far as a comunity business and it closes down then you know that shodow land has devoured this futile place. the only portal i currently know of is inbetween two eat/seating booths in a wendy's in grayson kentucky.
easy there skipper don't get to close to shadow land, ya may get flapperjacked on the hillside by one of those dirty toy shifters
by frostywalrus03 August 15, 2009
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Shadow Riders

A gang banger! person who smuggles drugs across the mexican border(Juarez) into el paso. THEY WISH!!! Vehicle of choice...crotch rocket also known as a rice beater. Most military members who forget their original club (US ARMY)...1 leader at the BK Lounge. If you are a Shadow Rider you most likely have the name SHIFTA or GIN. your colors are be black and orange because your not original and you stole it from Harley Davidson. On top of that you have mass reflective gear on account of your motorcycle safey requirements. BAD GUYS!!!
Yo dawg! lets meet up at the circle k and roll out and waste gas when its 4 dollars a gallon! WHOOO SHADOW RIDERS RULE!!! formation monday at 0630 just a reminder....
by Sunshine on your shadow May 10, 2011
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shadow calling

To make a call to a persons cellular device, only allowing it to ring once and immediately hanging up. So that the person misses your phone call (and hopefully does not her the one ring), while at the same time giving the caller the ability to TRUTHFULLY say ... "I called you but you didn't answer"
"Why didn't I call you? I did call, you just didn't answer. Check your recent incoming calls, I bet I'm one of them! - Shadow Calling
by Oso Malcolm X January 5, 2012
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Sushi Shadow

The absence of desirable sushi plates on a sushi train due to a sushi thief or sushi hog being positioned up train from you; stealing your chosen plate before it reaches you.
-- Where are all the money bag plates?

= We are in Tina Yothers' "Sushi Shadow"
by xhoochx March 17, 2014
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Shadow people

Mysterious dark beings that are seen resulting from sleep deprivation, hallucinogens (mainly deliriants) or potent stimulant use (such as meth), mental illness, or even possibly an actually real paranormal phenomenon.
I couldn't go to sleep, because the shadow people appeared in my bedroom, and they were scaring me.
by K-Dogg1 August 27, 2019
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Shadow cucked

When you get cucked but don’t realize it.
“I liked her so much that I blocked out the idea of My girlfriend fucking that bald doctor until I accidentally caught her in the act. I guess I got shadow cucked for over 5 years now.
by Mr balls 2.0 December 28, 2021
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Shadow Bunny

The third-party you enlist to bounce your mattress so that god still loves you.
Yeah Matt was my shadow bunny last night, I owe him some lunch.
by Dionysus’ dick July 17, 2023
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