wet posting

a horny post on social media- be it spam, finsta, or main. if it’s horny and posting, it’s definitely wet posting

damn that bitch has been wet posting ever since y’all started talking. she wants you.

by ashesinurasses July 2, 2019

sandwich posting

The act of which a user, in a format such as discord, posts something, then you, wanting to post something as well, do so, only for that person to post something similar (Slightly edited, or the same thing), basically throwing a fit because they're not getting attention

Jim:Ooh this drawing I spent HOURS on is done, I'm gonna post it!

KYLE:Ooh no! Someone posted after I posted MINE?! IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN
Jim:What the fuck dude, why are you sandwich posting me?

by WINKING AGRESSIVLY December 30, 2019

Post-Dig

To check through a certain user's posts and find rule-breaking posts, report them, in an attempt to get them banned.

Fuck all these noobs in SpamZilla, let's post-dig these morons.

by Expressions you idiotic cunts. April 13, 2011

Post Whipped

It is when two people break up and one cannot get over the relationship. They are constantly trying to get back in and will never accept that it is over.

Dude, Jack is sooooo post whipped over Lizzie after she ditched him.

by jcougs May 15, 2014

Cope Post

When someone posts/uploads something purely to win a non-existent argument. Usually used to target a group of people they don't like.

Also, These posts are usually made when someone has just been proven wrong, lost in a video game, or wants to try to win an argument that hasn't happened yet.

Person A: I don't like his playstyle, so I'm going to make a video showing why this playstyle I don't like, is bad.
Person B: Bro, don't do that, it'll sound like a cope post.

by Yebby April 9, 2022

post dog

when you are running after someone at 1am and you’re drunk so you write post dog instead of lost dog.

“running after emma like a post dog” - helena bekele and kate murphy

by post dog March 4, 2021

Post farmer

(noun) An individual who particapates in a post farm.

Mod 1: You know that news topic we made on the scammers?

Mod 2: Yeah, what about it.

Mod 1: A bunch of people are saying "thanks for the warning" but I think they're all just post farmers.

by Terabyte324 July 2, 2009