Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.

1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019

Lemon chocolate

A code name for hot Asian women.

You like Caramel girls? Screw that, I need some of that lemon chocolate.

by HVG and Elmo November 12, 2012

Lemon Ballz

When ya ballz are a little sweaty with zesty sour funk.

Maggie went down on me as soon as I got in from my workout. I guess she was horny enough not to be bothered by my lemon ballz.

I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.

I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020

Lemon Skeet

When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.

Roger did a lemon skeet last night.

I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Shade of lemon

The brief instant when lemonparty.org flashes on your screen before you have time to close the window.

My coworker saw a shade of lemon before I had time to close the window.

by whatthelemon August 20, 2013

Lemon doubly

Unfortunately!

Your party sounds exciting, lemon doubly I can’t come

by Lebanesegov August 7, 2021

Supreme Lemon

The best of citruses.

Wow, The Supreme Lemon is so great.

by TosterOven January 29, 2017