Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”
The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
Get the Day of the Jackoffmug. The date 07-11-(insert any year here). This is the day that the amazing store 7 11 gives away free slurpies!
Fred: Hey where are you at? I've been waiting at the Texaco station for you for an hour!
Tom: Fuck Texaco, it's slurpee day at 7 11!!!!!
Tom: Fuck Texaco, it's slurpee day at 7 11!!!!!
by DictionaryRandomSurfer July 9, 2009
Get the Slurpee Daymug. The 12th of April. the day where you and your homies gather around and appreciate each other's genitals. If your homie has a big cock, you are sure as hell welcome to brofist it. He would be appreciative.
PSA: RECOMMENDED ONLY WHEN YOU AND YOUR HOMIES ARE COMFORTABLE AND CLOSE. IT ISN'T 'FRIEND' DAY, ITS 'HOMIE' DAY AND THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CLOSE BOND. NO THIS IS NOT SEXUAL HARASSMENT, IT'S APPRECIATING YOUR HOMIES. CLOTHES MUST STAY ON.
if they are not your homie, do not dare try to celebrate homie day with them. if they are your homie, go wild.
#homiesnothomos
PSA: RECOMMENDED ONLY WHEN YOU AND YOUR HOMIES ARE COMFORTABLE AND CLOSE. IT ISN'T 'FRIEND' DAY, ITS 'HOMIE' DAY AND THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CLOSE BOND. NO THIS IS NOT SEXUAL HARASSMENT, IT'S APPRECIATING YOUR HOMIES. CLOTHES MUST STAY ON.
if they are not your homie, do not dare try to celebrate homie day with them. if they are your homie, go wild.
#homiesnothomos
person one: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
person two: "its homie day"
person one: "do it again"
person two: "aight bet"
person two: "its homie day"
person one: "do it again"
person two: "aight bet"
by imlucas_lmao April 18, 2021
Get the Homie Daymug. by SAMIA DAY December 2, 2020
Get the Samia daymug. The point at which even the most sane, composed, calm, collected, stable, and well-adjusted person in all of human history to utterly snap and lose it.
by Intelligence001 January 19, 2020
Get the bad daymug. A legendary God, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, the first and the last andour lord and savior 😵🙌🏼 Usually speaks with powerful phrases such as "ho dawg" and says "this is not even a joke right now, six mile run dawg." He believes that we are all braddahs and sistahs fr fr 🔥🤘🏽 God prays to Brian Dai, Onions cry when they see him and Brain Dai never went through puberty, puberty went through him.
by Shrekislyfe May 17, 2017
Get the Brian Daimug. "hey are you coming to celebrate Gibson-Day?"
"Of course i'm coming, it's the most important day of the year!"
"See you then!"
"Of course i'm coming, it's the most important day of the year!"
"See you then!"
by Jebruhh February 5, 2021
Get the Gibson-Daymug.