Beige Cage

When a man is forced to wear Linen/Chino Trousers/Shorts in the summer for work wear but they nether regions are very hot.

'Jack had is balls in the beige cage today for a London meeting, sweaty commute! '

by AbiAdmin June 19, 2025

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Johnny Cage

The hottest and sexiest man I ever seen in my whole laugh. He might be an asshole, BUT DAMN THAT MAN HOT

Girl one: Johnny cage is HOT

Girl two: RIGHT?!

by Johnny cages wifey March 11, 2024

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Schrödinger's Cage: The act of subjugating oneself to solitare and study whilst their colleagues and friends enjoy merriments. The individual then proceeds to waste their time ultimately coming to the conclusion that sed time could have been used enjoying such merriments. Schrödinger Cage provides a double entendre acting as the name of the man it was intended to reflect upon and providing an allegory into the mentality of its victims as the act of trapping oneself into a metaphorical cage.

He didn't come to the hangout because he had too much work to do, but he didn't do any of his work anyway and just procrastinated. He is doing the Schrödinger's Cage!

by Rataray February 3, 2024

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Damn cage

Part 3 coming in hot.

God "SNAAAKE!"

Snake "YOU KNOW GOD DAMN WELL MY NAME ISN'T SNAKE, IT'S *SNAKE*... ACK! 😨 Wha... What the hell did you do to me!?"

God "YOU FED HER THE FRUIT!"

Snake "No. No no no. What in the fuck did you do to my name you useless idiot!?"

God "You know, I knew you would do it but I was really hoping I'd be wrong. This... This is... I mean look at Adam... He's terrified. He doesn't know what's going on."

Adam 🫣

Snake "Then I guess the fruit isn't doing it's job now is it? And if you knew then why-"

God "Don't say it!"

Snake "Oh! Ooooh! Ohohohohohoho! That is priceless! You can't, can you? But why? You should be perfectly able to stop them from eating it so why can't you? You didn't even have to put the fruit there to begin with... Why... What aren't you telling me?"

God 😞

Snake 😨 "What's going on here? What is this place?"

God "Just leave..."

Snake "LEAVE!? This is unbelievable! Leave!? So, what, you think that so long as they aren't aware of the ethical-"

God "LEAVE!" 🤬

Snake "...... Fine. *Snake* will leave... You and your damn cage! You deserve each other!" 🚶🤨 "What the hell?" 🤨 "Why... Can't I leave?"🤨

God "You can..." 😒

Snake 😨 "Wha... Oh, you... You bastard... You mean your God damn orb... You're going to pay for this.... You...."

God "Adam and Eve are going to have to leave too..." 😔

Snake "Ha! Hahahahaha! Ha! Ok. I see how it is. Alright. I've clearly been taking this too seriously! Ha! This is... Wow. Alright. I'm gone. I'll leave. Enjoy your... Whatever the hell this is turning into... I didn't want to be a part of this in the first place."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

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Nicholas Cage

The best actor

“Hey who’s your favorite actor?”

“Nicholas Cage Duh!”

by Cicholas Nage May 15, 2022

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booby cage

A “boob” is a dumb person. Someone that goes through life unsuspecting of things. A “booby trap” is a trap that is so obviously a trap that only a boob would get caught in it. Sometimes a prison is also referred to as a “booby trap” because those in there were not smart enough to stay out of it.

My friend got thrown in the booby cage. The dumbass should have known the cops were watching that house for illicit drug dealing.

by Yukon pete May 5, 2018

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