The Wannabe Black Chavy White girl

Sadly we all have had one in our school. The wannabe Black chavy white girl or TWBCWG for short are easy to spot. They change their voices to try and sound black and try and act sassy thinking it makes her black.

These girls often have names on instagram or snapchat like “mosthated_kxox, yurfave.x” trying to conceal who they are.

TWBCWG always styles her hair in ways her hair is actually not meant for such as High buns with edges and low slick ponytails with edges and backbrushing her hair to make it look thick.

TWBCWG spends most of her money on McDonald’s , fake nails or getting her acrylics done and eyelashes. False lashes are very important to TWBCWG along with a orange fake tan as if nobody can see it. Slug eyebrows are another key feature of this girl along with a lot of piercings. You are lucky to see TWBCWG without makeup as they look rough without it..... yet they think they’re special.

It’s sad as nobody tells them how silly they look trying to change who they are for social media, thinking it’s cool. Be yourself guys 😔.....

“ she’s defo one of dem The wannabe black chavy white girl bruv. Lookkkkk at the edges and tan 😭.Smh 🤦🏽 ♂️”

- TWBCWG

by thehardtruth. July 29, 2019

Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince

One of the farce Harry Potter novels. Harry Potter finds a book written by the Half-Black Prince, who is none other than Barack Obama. At first, Harry learns many interesting things from the book, like about Hope. His friends tell him to throw it away because it contains occasional sentences like "I am a Muslim and support terrorists" and "I want to become leader of the Fourth Reich in America"
This books leads up to the point where Harry will do battle with the anti-christ (Obama) and destroy him.

Person 1: Yo I read this book called Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince and told me all about how the government was behind conspiracies such as the faked moon landing and 9/11!!"
Person 2: "Ya, man it was printed into a book, so it must be true. Stick a crucifix right through his heart! Anarchy! Anarchy!"

by dsbhjsdbhsdfhb October 20, 2009

blocked the field goal

When a girl that has a huge gap in her front two teeth (field goal) goes down on you and when you cum, you shoot your load right between her teeth.

When she was giving me head, i blocked the field goal.

by Dustin Holland October 23, 2005

pot calling the kettle black

an idiom, in saying that something is, while the one saying it *is* that thing.

I ran into the conformist at SamGoody with an Eminem cd, whereas I had a Blondie cd. He said I was retarded because I was 'listening to shit.' I replied 'Well, talk about the pot calling the kettle black.'

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 30, 2004

The Jimmy Black

When you transfer to a station that doesn’t pickle and just lays 4 inch supply lines into Engine 7 on all of their working brownstone jobs

Mr. Rubottom said he would read me OSHA reports before bed so I pulled The Jimmy Black and went to Station 2.

by Jimmy Blacks Daddy March 6, 2022

pot calling the kettle black

A definition my teacher, Mr. Twichell used, to call Nick a hypocrite.

Yes, it's pretty much just calling someone a hypocrite.

Real conversation:
Nick: Shut up. You're so annoying.
Twichell: Nick, you're a pot calling the kettle black.
Me: RACIST.
Nick: What does that mean?
Twichell: No, Natalie it's not racist. Nick, it means you're a hypocrite.
Whole Class: OOOOHHHHHHH!

by YoItsNat March 1, 2017

"pot calling the kettle black"

u know what it means...

what happened when Paula Abdul told
Kady Maloy (of American Idol 7)
"you have some pitching problems..."

That is "pot calling the kettle black"

by vouguey February 25, 2008