Asian Parents

Typical Grading System according to Asian Parents:
A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death

Me: I got 200% on my test just like you wanted!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022

Quarter Asian

Someone who was born from a Half-Asian (Hapa) Mom/Dad and a Non-Asian Mom/Dad

I was surprise to find out my friend is Quarter Asian, which is rare

by 23rdball January 26, 2020

Asian Space

The outrageous amount of space an Asian driver leaves between their car and the car in front of them.

Holy fuck dude do you see that Asian space?! I'm going to go big boy bok choy on that fool.

by Squattin4Cotton December 13, 2017

asian wifi

Someone with horrible wifi, far more worse than McDonald's Wi-Fi. Someone with Asian wifi will usually be right near the wifi box, or just in the same room with it.

guy 1: *ping 1000* yo wtf im teleporting n shit
guy 2: guys look who has asian wifi
rest of the guys: racist

by rqinbow November 3, 2020

asian sensation

one of Asian Heritage that has made a dramatic impact on soceity

Ever since that kid named Wayne Tieperfected his ninja blast he became an asian sensation.

by DeathHasCome November 2, 2004

asian lover

A non- Asian male or female who is obsessed with everything that is made or liked by Asians. They will only date Asians and all of their friends are of an Asian race. Sometimes they will even know how to communicate in an Asian language.

Asian Kid: "Whoa! Look at that white guy with that little Sanrio phone charm and his cute Asian girlfriend!"

Other Asian Kid: "Yeah, what an Asian Lover."

by poopy bunghole June 16, 2008

asian invasion

When Yao Ming dunks on someone's face.

NBA player 1: "How'd you manage to break your face?"
NBA player 2: "Asian invasion."

by nuabudikae December 27, 2006