Tittenluben

Adding lubricant (oil works best) to breasts prior to a titty-fuck.

"Honey, I'm ready for some tittenluben. I don't want your tube-steak rubbing my girls raw."

by JBPhoto October 22, 2009

twitter flex

To show off on social media (mostly Twitter hence the name) but since your on social media people can't tell if your lying. But if it's Twitter flexing then it is most definitely a lie

Guy1: holy shit this guy on twitter got like 100 coupes!
Guy2: boy that's a Google image. He's twitter flexing.

by Mc BushPig June 16, 2017

Twitter

Twitter is a website primarily used for three things:

1.) A website that allows it's subscribers to surround themselves with only people (followers) who agree with them and their point of view, which protects them from any dangerous level of critical thinking, or challenge to their worldview.

2.) A website where people log on to discover what is going on in the world that they should be offended or outraged by, regardless if this person, event or news has any real effect on them. Twitter provides regular updates to what is trending so people can be outraged and offended by something new about every five to ten minutes.

3.) This site is also used to dispatch one's very important thoughts and opinions on subjects or events, regardless of one's qualifications and/or knowledge on particular subjects or events. These, usually unfounded, opinions are then validated by like-minded strangers with "likes".

Example 1: I blocked this guy on Twitter because he was mansplaining to me the fallacy behind the "wage gap". Who does he think he is challenging my point of view like that?

Example 2: *wakes up* I wonder what's up on a Twitter. *logs into Twitter account* WHAT? I can't believe they are drilling a pipeline there! WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE!?!?! *three minutes later* Tweets: "George Bush Sr touched someone's butt decades ago!? OUTRAGEOUS! DISGUSTING #MeToo" *five minutes later* There was a shooting in Arkansas! When will we get serious about gun control! AHHHHHH!! etc.

by makazen May 4, 2018

TWITTER.COM

Eggmans Nudes

WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM

by JackHarlow69memes42 May 4, 2021

Twitter+

The paid Musk version of Twitter, where millions of users could access their synchronized drafts across different devices, besides amending their longer tweets with the edit button.

What are the chances that Twitter+ might suffer the same fate as Google+?

by Fasters May 2, 2022

F1 Twitter

F1 Twitter is a community on twitter. It's full of toxic counts who have sexist, racist, and judgemental opinions on people and drivers. Arguments can rise at any moment and people get very deep about each other's family and end up blocking each other( this is very common in the winter break)

During race weekends people make shit predictions before Friday practice has started. When the race is on the 12 year olds come out of there wank hole to make mission spinnow jokes about Sebastian Vettel.

Person 1: Fuck sake I've been called a cunt because I like Stroll
Person 2: F1 twitter by any chance
Person 1: sadly I can't say no

by Save F1 Twitter now January 2, 2020

Twitterati

Power users of twitter.com

I get tweets from westsaddle all the time. He's like a member of the twitterati

by bbqdog March 27, 2009