Alexis Texas

A very hot female pornstar with a large, delicious juicy ass. She is one of the rare white girls with a true ghetto booty.

"I'd give anything to stick my rod in-between Alexis Texas' ass cheeks."

by gigs1777 April 20, 2009

texada timewarp

Bomb ass weed, grown outdoors on Texada Island.

She's going to BC to pick up some of that bomb ass Texada Timewarp.

by spinge June 27, 2005

Texas five star

When a consenting woman is giving a hand job with her left hand, another with her right, has another penis in her mouth and one each in her ass and vagina.

The varsity basketball team's starting five treated one of their cheerleaders to a rousing Texas five star.

by Glenn S. June 21, 2006

Textident

Accidentally text messaging the wrong person - generally due to the fact you have two of the same names in your phone book

I made a big textident and invited the wrong beotch to my party...

by killakai February 11, 2007

Textually Challenged

One who texts extremely slow and makes the sender wait for long periods of time.

Hey, invite Billy to hang out with us.

I did, I texted him 20 minutes ago.

Yo you have to call him, he's textually challenged.

by The Coon or Mysterion April 4, 2009

Text Lagger

A person that stops texting in the middle of a convo!!! Resuming it later when you have forgotten about them and you look at your phone later and they have continued the convo losing all relevance. VERY irritating!!!

You.. Let's meet at 4 2morrow....

NO REPLY....

2 hours later...

Friend/TEXT LAGGER .....Ok but I can only meet you at Starbux..

by SabrinaBear February 17, 2009

Textcapade

a textual escapade; a wild and oftentimes illicit text message episode through a series of text messages

My phone was blowing up last night! I had a textcapade with three drunk chicks

by Xhausted_RBM March 17, 2009