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Technochronic

A person who always keeps having strange unexplainable issues with their computers, smartphones and other devices etc., not because it is their fault or he/she is dumb. (not to be confused with technophobe)
There is always a (at least one) technochronic person in every company with whom the IT support just doesn't wanna deal with. You just cant find how to fix their IT issue which no one else is having.
by MindBlowing February 1, 2015
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technobug

Technobug live, breathe, and devour the latest and greatest technology.
by killerlinguistics March 4, 2016
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Technoclutz

A word used to describe someone who cannot use technology properly no matter how hard they try. A person who cannot figure out the simplest of things such as signing up for social media sites, navigating computers, cell phones, etc. A person who cannot figure out or embrace any aspect of technology and messes up whenever they try to.
Can you please help me connect my computer to the internet. I can't seem to do it, I'm such a technoclutz.
by mahatmabuddha September 7, 2016
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Technoblade

A YouTuber that started by making Minecraft videos. He joined on YouTube at late 2013. He's known for his confidence, his hot elbows, his sarcastic comments and his critical thinking.

He also had a YouTube channel before it, where he uploaded tf2 and such. He deleted/privated his former channel.

There's also a meme of him - "happy birthday". People started spamming in the comments "happy birthday", while getting lots of likes and making Techno annoyed.
"welcome guys to another episode of the hunger games!"

"I sure hope they bring back spec chat. "
"happy birthday Technoblade"
by Despacito1337 November 25, 2016
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Techno-tude

A term that describes Siri and Alexa's personality when they are asked the wrong questions.
Today, Siri called me obtuse... sounds like a little "techno-tude" if you ask me.
by Pickledpig Tweet June 21, 2018
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Technoflection

Analogous to genuflection (an act of bending the knee or touching it to the ground in reverence or worship).
The bowing of one’s neck and shoulders downward as one intently and reverently gazes into the screen of mobile technology lovingly cupped in both hands.
There was a large crowd of teenagers at the bus stop, but no one was talking - everybody was in quiet isolated technoflection.
by word_doc March 6, 2019
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techno-wasted

Driven to exhaustion by technology in the modern day-to-day environment.
"Alexa, What percentage of the American population is techno-wasted and trying to find alternatives?" Alexa reply's, "I'm sorry, I don't understand the question."
by ROtown June 19, 2019
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