All that space-taking crap you find on tables at restaurants--extra drink menus, desert menus, weekly specials menus, Direct TV ads. . .
by SaladFork May 13, 2013
by mr+Incognito September 18, 2019
Someone who packages so much heroin for street sale that contact with the drug causes them to become addicted, even though they don't inject or snort it deliberately.
At her sentencing hearing, Kimberly McIntosh told the federal judge that she had cut and processed so much heroin during her time as comptroller for the Black Guerilla Family that she become addicted, even though she's not a user.
"So you're a table addict," the judge replied.
"So you're a table addict," the judge replied.
by stuntmidget January 13, 2012
When a male is trying to grind with a female during a dance, but his height makes it so that his entire genitalia is in line with the female's mid back. Therefore, the female's ass functions, essentially, only as a table for the male's penis.
Yeah, my friend has grown quite tired of clubs, everytime he tries to grind with someone her ass just becomes a penis table.
by woody151 January 27, 2020
The time spent after eating food talking to the people that just ate food with you. Derived from the spanish word sobremesa and having the same meaning.
by greatmaster September 18, 2018
A table full of empty cans, bottles and glasses of alcohol that accumulate from a long night of drinking.
“We had such a great night of drinking. We have a trophy table of 30 beer cans and bottles to prove it!”
by The Ginger Snap no. 2 May 06, 2018
by Lazybug September 12, 2019