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I am the table is the best Metallica meme, and also James Hetfield is the best table.
by NepgearAfficionado May 5, 2022
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No Talents

All which Include :
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Ashley Simpson
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Lindsay Lohan
Avril Levine
And Last But Not Least Hillary Duff
The 8 Faces Of No Talents Never Should Have Been.
by Slade Technics January 9, 2007
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table face

Racial slur describing an asian with a particularly flat face.
Oh man, check out that FOB, she's a major tableface!
by Ryan Thavi March 9, 2005
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multi-talented

somebody who is talented at a variety of things.
a multi-talented person may have good grades, be pretty, have good friends and be athletic. They would be talented at multiple things.
by Valerie Mann December 31, 2010
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billy talent

a great punk-alternative sort band from toronto, canada (woo!). unfortuneately, they kind of fall into the mainstream, so mosh pits are populated with whiny girls with trucker hats, wristbands, skate shoes, and "punk" shirts.
girls at tent - "lets pretend were canadian!"
by the_bystander@hotmail.com September 17, 2004
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table shower

Getting a sexual massage for men ;)
“Bro I just got the best table shower , she definitely knew what she was doing lol”
by KushXDlol May 8, 2018
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taking my talents to south beach

A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.
The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.
by jcuhomey July 11, 2010
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