A fictional story made by a neckbeard with their fantasies of beating up their bully. Getting some girls. Etc.
Guy 1: A hot young japanese girl is attracted to me! As a otaku and ultrachad i couldnt refuse!
Guy 2: Quit making a reddit story. You know you cant even go outside and touch grass or talk to a real woman.
Guy 2: Quit making a reddit story. You know you cant even go outside and touch grass or talk to a real woman.
by Personontheinternetthatsucks September 2, 2023
Get the Reddit Storymug. Stories created when a writer doesn't have any good ideas, but wants to write a story anyways. Usually the writer hopes, that even if it doesn't make sense to him/her, there will be readers who will find ways of analyzing and making it make sense in their lives.
noun
Reader one: Can you believe the depth to that story about the penguin?
Reader two: I'm pretty sure that was all just story drool. It meant nothing.
Verb
You have no idea what you're talking about, you're just story drooling.
Reader one: Can you believe the depth to that story about the penguin?
Reader two: I'm pretty sure that was all just story drool. It meant nothing.
Verb
You have no idea what you're talking about, you're just story drooling.
by Brooke D. Marcus March 3, 2011
Get the Story Droolmug. by Jai Gopal January 19, 2018
Get the Jai Storymug. Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.
by bagitbabe October 9, 2008
Get the story slackermug. Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?
Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023
Get the Duck Storymug. Story City is a town of like 3500 people in central Iowa. It is almost entirely made up of late middle aged middle class white people and a couple of Mexicans. It's like the anti-compton. Nice town to grow up in, kinda quiet, but Ames is just down the road, for the older kids.
Man 1: Hey I'm goin' to Story City!
Man 2: What for?
Man 1: To take a nap.
Woman 1: You certainly have small town values.
Woman 2: Yep, I am from Story City, IA.
Man 2: What for?
Man 1: To take a nap.
Woman 1: You certainly have small town values.
Woman 2: Yep, I am from Story City, IA.
by TSMG_G June 10, 2011
Get the Story Citymug. by IPD1992 October 13, 2021
Get the 1992 storymug.