Stealing Second

When you make out with a girl that has her boobs out, but you don't touch them.

Jon: So how'd your date go last night.
Newton: Not bad, only stealing second.

by Newtron Bomb June 16, 2010

Steaming Pile

A heaping helping of fast food, purchased or stolen from KFC, the popular fast food franchise.

Requirements are as follows...

-It has to be literally steaming to the naked eye upon delivery

-It has to consist of no less than four different menu items

-It must be ordered and consumed while either drunk, or severely hung over

To conclude... If you're going to get a Steaming Pile, be ready to get loose with some serious deuce abuse the following morning. A fresh, glistening toilet bowl is a Steaming Pile's closest friend.

Get off the couch right now, son. It's time for a steaming pile.

by snickelfitch January 19, 2012

Steaming Snow Bowl

A person takes a shit then inserts it into another person's anus then has anal intercourse while the fecies is remainig in the reciver's anus. The sender then ejaculates into the anus making a Steaming Snow Bowl.

Me and my girlfriend tried doing a Steaming Snow Bowl and the shit fell out before i could have intercourse.

by Joshua Longoria December 20, 2007

Stealingmanship

Stealing someone's "Winningmanship" from underneath them and leaving then with a feeling of not knowing what has hit them.

Usually done when the other person is feeling cocky.

(See "Winningmanship" for further details)

K: distraction!!!

A: decapitation...!!

K: emancipation

A: celebration.

K: masturbation

A: clitoration..

K: invigoration

A: countduckulation

K: not a real word! I win. I have won. I am the wiiner

Stealingmanship successfully appointed to kel..

by Icki Monkey December 1, 2009

Stealing the cumquat

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

by Russian fatty September 5, 2011

stealing chocolate

The act by which one takes another's anal virginity

He was stealing chocolate from that girl over there.

by MrAndersmith May 25, 2014

stealing Harvard

(based on the movie Stealing Harvard): robbing a bank in order to specifically pay off an expensive tuition or a mortgage

is stealing Harvard even a crime? probably not, if there was no one killed in your attack, and if you stole the money only to re-invest it in the economy

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016