The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.
by Jashstar April 26, 2006
Get the duck statusmug. A new way to express a current status of relaxation. Any status can be expressed by replacing the first word with an adjective.
jonny: "dang dude that was some good stuff"
chris: "Blown status!"
Jonny: "dude, lets go to a rave!"
chris: "Gay Status!"
chris: "Blown status!"
Jonny: "dude, lets go to a rave!"
chris: "Gay Status!"
by KEYONE22 January 21, 2011
Get the Blown Statusmug. A status on Facebook with no sex, no relationship status, and no interest in anyone of the opposite or same sex.
I am changing my profile back to "worm status" as I was getting too many annoying sidebar ads for dating sites.
by nahla1212 December 18, 2009
Get the worm statusmug. The point you reach when incredibly fucking high
Happens after taking full length pen rips on the highest setting
Happens after taking full length pen rips on the highest setting
Jack: Yo check out Jay’s eyes
Cam: Yeah I know they’re so fucking bloodshot
Danny: You already know Jay is Blink Status
Cam: Yeah I know they’re so fucking bloodshot
Danny: You already know Jay is Blink Status
by BlinkGang March 8, 2018
Get the Blink Statusmug. The state of being higher than a wookie.
To be a higher class of wookie.
Given to those know for wooking out hardcore.
To be a higher class of wookie.
Given to those know for wooking out hardcore.
You get 20 warlock status points for a good accordion solo.
Those grilled string cheese sandwichs are warlock status.
Those grilled string cheese sandwichs are warlock status.
by ninja joe777777777777777 May 4, 2011
Get the warlock statusmug. Natalie says to John, "I got some good status gossip. I hear your girlfriend wants to meet Julie."
John - "How did you know that?"
Natalie - "I read it on Julie's Facebook status."
John - "How did you know that?"
Natalie - "I read it on Julie's Facebook status."
by Organically Opinionated November 5, 2009
Get the Status gossipmug. You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"
Status-Swap: You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"
by Tall Tom B. March 17, 2014
Get the Status-Swapmug.