squirrel bait

a nut, a mentally disturbed person

your neighbors are totally squirrel bait

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

Fuzzy Squirrel

A fuzzy squirrel is when a female who has an extremely hairy pussy has sex with a guy and pokes at the penis putting it in and out. The motion of this move is similar to that of a squirrel nibbling on nuts.

Yo bro that chick gave me a fuzzy squirrel last night, it was amazing.

by Seahawk Kid April 30, 2011

squirrel

Subservient to the ducks, these furry-tailed rats are on a quest for world domination. When left unattended they will scurry up your pantleg and bite your nuts. Kill them, KILL THEM!!!!

I don't brake for squirrels

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 12, 2003

Dirt Squirrel

1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut

'that fem be a dirt squirrel'
'that girl is a dirt squirrel for sure!'

by whiskymack January 9, 2004

Squirrel Scammer

A friend who steals his friends crush, even though his friend called dibs(squirrel) on the girl he likes.

Daniel: Man I love this one girl Stacy.
Nick: Oh, uh..me and her kind a got it on last night.
Daniel:Dude i called squirrel on her already. Youre a freekin Squirrel Scammer

by Eggvon June 4, 2007

squirrel slap

When a testosterone pumped jock slaps you with his (or her) warty balls.

Ex: "Dude i just got squirrel slapped....It was delicious." 2 balls across face

by Master Destroyer December 1, 2014

Purple Squirrel

To have a sexual fantasy about a small, promiscuous mammal.

Yesterday, I dozed off and had a purple squirrel over a raccoon dressed as Tina Turner!

by Che'Brophy November 17, 2013