Squirting

When a female has been masturbating or having sex, she feels like she needs to pee. This is called an orgasm. The female pushes like she needs to pee and a clear,odourless liquid squirts out of her vagina. This is known as squirting. Not all girls can do it, so your lucky if you can!

as she carried on fingering her pussy and rubbing her clit, she felt the need to pee. She knew she was close and keep going. Suddenly she stopped, a hot wet clear liquid squirting out of her pussy as she did. Her juices going everywhere. She regretted not putting some towels down as her bed is now soaked.

by girl who can squirt every time March 9, 2014

squarehead

Squarehead is a late 19th century ethnic slur directed at German and Scandinavian immigrants. The phrase is meant quite literally as a disparaging reference to the cranial features, though often just used as a generic ethnic slur against those groups.

Basically the stereotypical shape of a Northern European's head was thought to be square- so it was (and is) an insult to call someone with that ethnic makeup squarehead.

Kid: "Mommy, did you see how weird that Norwegian's head looked?"

Mother: "Yes dear, the fucking Squareheads do have unusually shaped skulls. The Swedish have even more box-like heads... don't even get me started on the Danes or Germans..."

by LickMySwedishMeatBalls April 24, 2010

Squirrel in heat

This is when the subordinant husband gets a little feisty or "hot under the collar." Occurs in a relationship where the wife determines when playful activity is engaged.

Heather: Oh Aaron, you are like a squirrel in heat!

by Hoon35 July 30, 2008

squirrelador

An animal that is mixed with and labador and a squirrel noted by Dan Cummins>

Don't mess with that squirrelador's nuts he gets a little squirrely!

by tsukune11 May 16, 2009

squirrel out

When one has to get out of a bad situation quickly, they squirrel out of there.

Man, when the cops showed up at that party I squirreled out of there...squirrel out.

by boygotsoul June 1, 2009

Squirt Pocket

1.) Vagina
2.) Any orifice one can squirt in or out of

There is a mucousy, foul smelling discharge trickling from Gigi's squirt pocket.

by Twinkle Twat October 21, 2010

squirt water boarding

When a man or woman is on the receiving end of an orgasm (female ejaculation) and it nearly drowns them.

Queening and squirting, while the receiver cannot move.

My Queen sat on my face and orgasmed so much, it felt like she was squirt water boarding me!

by Mistress Red Nose June 13, 2016