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Magic Springs

The only theme park in Arkansas. There is a few good rides, but the park is outdated and falling apart. The park has changed management like 15 times because apparently having shitty food that you stand in hour in line in for someone to fill a soda cup is what makes a theme park great. They advertise having concerts during the summer, but are just cheap ways for emerging artists to get extra dough between tours. The even have special tickets for dumb nuts: the season pass, because people are too stupid to waste money more than once.
Hey! Lets go to magic springs!

Dude: yea! wait three hours in line for my $15 soda to get refilled!!!
by Thephsycocritic May 9, 2013
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yellow springs

No, this is not a group of gay men peeing in a river together. Not quite. It is the sanctuary for the cross-dressing, pot-smoking faggots of Ohio. One will find the next day that people are either dead from overdoses, tripping balls, or transformed into a completely different gender (not always apparent since everyone dresses in the same plaid, punk, unisex clothing).

Though the city has been devoid of legal means of income since 1965, yellow springs' economy is sustained purely by the weed, mushroom, and gay prostitution industries. Former location of the headquarters of the Asshole Enthusiast Club until the club's leadership decided the town was "too gay for them".

Drum circles and groups of people who just want to "jam" are frequent in its poppy-laced fields. Considered as a possible location for the concert that took place in Woodstock before hippie bands arrived and saw that not only was the town dead, but that the place made them seem like radical Republicans.

Avoid at all costs, as there is enough of all illegal substances in the air to intoxicate a person with one breath.

Caution: 97% of substances within city limits are laced with PCP
Joe: Is that a man or a woman?
Walter: How the hell should I know? They're from Yellow Springs.
by cheesethief31 June 10, 2010
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with sprinkles

What you say to add extra emphasis when something is completely above and beyond the norm. Derived from donuts with sprinkles which are considered quite rare and as such making them extra special above and beyond a regular glazed donut. Usually preceded by ... when used in a sentence.
Tyler: What happened to McNackey? His face is all busted up for real.

Rush: He was talking trash to this dude and he got his ass whipped ... with sprinkles!
by Rush73 June 2, 2011
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Colorado Springs Prison Facility

An institution based on the side of a mountain in Colorado Springs where inmates take part in soaring and athletic events. At first glance this institution is an all male facility but a closer look will reveal that nearly 25% of inmates are females. DNA testing is the only method to determine this fact.
Fact: The largest sausage fest in the world has taken part at the Colorado Springs Prison Facility but is known by another name, Basic Training.
by Scorewith74 March 10, 2009
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Sprinkles

Small children, babies, toddlers (any child under the age of 10.) Big Sprinkles are those that are older than 10 but younger than 16. When saying the word sprinkles, it implies that they are annoying.
Person#1: All of my cousins are sprinkles!

Person#2: Where's you sanity? Keep it safe, it has been proven that sprinkles eat sanity, it's what makes them so damn annoying.

Person#1: I think they ate it already.

Persons #1 & #2: Shit.
by Scarlett Leah DuBois October 13, 2008
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springloadedretard

hyperactively outta control
You are such a springloaded retard when you have too much caffiene!!
by Tiggigurl February 28, 2004
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Palm Springs, CA

I found a bag of meth in front of Jensen's in Palm Springs, CA last week.
by waterretaw September 12, 2014
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