Spelunking

Having sexual intercourse with a girl who has a very wide and stretched out vagina. The vagina is very cave-like due to its constant past use. If you are considered to be spelunking, then the girl is a whore, and you will most likely contract a sexually transmitted disease.

We know they were spelunking with her as they all contracted the same std strain.

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... March 17, 2020

Funky spelunky

Another name for colonoscopy

Hey Rob, have you gotten your funky spelunky down at the butt clinic yet?

by comaunite December 2, 2019

SPUNK DUMP

A person or specific body part which acts as a receptor for cum.

Three men used my ass as a spunk dump in the bath house last night.

by bigbear May 21, 2004

spunk spitting gutter slut

a dirty slutty lady who, as she speaks may shower you in another mans sieman

shes a right spunk spitting gutter slut.

by southern shed squad June 30, 2006

Spelunk kumquats

1. Any anal sex activity when the receiver has hemorrhoids.

2. Shoving testicles into an anus, either into someone else's or the guy's.

1. "Jim likes anal but his gf didn't want him spelunking her kumquats."

2A. "Kate wanted to try double penetration so she asked her bf to spelunk kumquats while he fucked her."

2B. "Stacy threatened to spelunk Frank's kumquats if she caught him with another girl."

by Starbucks Lena April 13, 2010

splunkalunk

an expression proclaimed by men with a turkey neck fetish to indicate a female with excessive neck flab.

check out the splunkalunk on gertrude!

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

Spunk toast

A piece of toast or a cracker that a group of guys will ejaculate on during a circle jerk. The last guy to ejaculate will have to eat the toast. Usually performed as fraternity hazing.

After the circle jerk, the punk refused to eat the spunk toast.

by Dirty Diddle January 13, 2009