Soggy Crumpet

Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.

Soggy biscuit? That's nothing, try soggy crumpet!

by yoshi12 October 10, 2014

Soggy Mask

The sexual act where your partner has an unwashed, sweaty asshole/crack and sits on your face.

Yesterday I did 9 hours of yard work then went inside and gave my girl a soggy mask.

by Binstep March 22, 2020

Soggy Donald

Someone who makes a guy turned on while doing a moist duck face.

That girl is such a soggy donald
Soggy donald me baby

by YOUASTAR April 22, 2015

soggy mcchicken

A female with an extremely soggy vagina

" I just ate that soggy McChicken "

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

soggy porrige

Soggy porrige is when you and a group of guys get a bowl with crushed buscuits and everyone stands around the bowl and jerks off into it. The last person to cum has to mix it all together and eat the "porrige"

I played a game of soggy porrige last night, I loved it! I didn't cum last.

by TheWeedler4:19 June 7, 2017

Soggy yolo

Spelling yolo with cereal in a toilet

My sibling got mad at me, so he gave my bathroom a soggy yolo

by CJ Kuechly May 20, 2015

Soggy sex

Soggy sex: sex on ur period. Blood gets everywhere n turns into a soggy ass mess. Your sheets get soggy, your towels, your dog, your dick. Highly recommended if you’re horny

Man my girl was on her period and we had so much soggy sex we had to go to bed bath n beyond to get new bed sheets

by soggyguy69 November 24, 2017