A coward. Real men will come at you with a big sword and cut your head off. This guy will hide in the highest tower he can find and blow your brains out with a rifle from a kilometer away. What a noob. What a dick.
That dumbass sniper keeps blowing my fucking head off!
I've had enough of these goddamn snipers!
Who would win: a demolition expert with a claymore, or a sniper?
My right hand man is a spy. He should be able to get rid of that sniper easily enough.
So there I was, looking down my scope at another sniper...
I've had enough of these goddamn snipers!
Who would win: a demolition expert with a claymore, or a sniper?
My right hand man is a spy. He should be able to get rid of that sniper easily enough.
So there I was, looking down my scope at another sniper...
by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020
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by sniper monke is daddy October 18, 2021
Get the sniper monke mug.If one were to leave ones genital hygiene until bodily cheese forms, then, taking fore finger and thumb, scrape the residue onto your enemies septum - cheese snip!
by ou-da-man April 7, 2008
Get the cheese snip mug.When your wife owes you money, so you shoot your load in her eye.
AKA. When a wife gets added to credit and kills your deal due to excessive shopping.
AKA. When a wife gets added to credit and kills your deal due to excessive shopping.
Steve came home early and saw three Coach purses and 15 pairs of shoes, he then proceeded to give her the loan sniper.
by NWFHA August 6, 2009
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Boy: Fuck you Eric! You can go to hell for all I care!
Girl: What are you talking about? What is going on?
Boy: I got Facebook Sniped
Girl: What are you talking about? What is going on?
Boy: I got Facebook Sniped
by BlueEyesWhiteBoy March 11, 2011
Get the Facebook Snipe mug.When somebody is so stoned that their eyes are opened the bare minimum amount needed in order to still see and function normally. If sat down and not moving, most of the people around them will assume the person is asleep. Name derived from the combination of the squinty-eyed appearance of Chinese people and the squinting that marksmen use, reinforcing how shut these people's eyes are when they're stoned.
Man 1-"Dude I got so stoned last night I went Chinese Sniper"
Man 2-"Really?"
Man 1-"Yer, Jarod tried to balance his beer bottle on my head because he thought I'd passed out and he soiled himself when I jumped at him when he got close and covered himself in it instead"
Man 2-"Classic Jarod"
Man 2-"Really?"
Man 1-"Yer, Jarod tried to balance his beer bottle on my head because he thought I'd passed out and he soiled himself when I jumped at him when he got close and covered himself in it instead"
Man 2-"Classic Jarod"
by Jarod22 March 16, 2013
Get the Chinese Sniper mug.Who is he? What is he? The Siph, or the man who might be, is a non fictional character known for his extraordinary acts he’s done for the civilization. What has he done? What did he do? The man who might be, or the Siph, is forever a mystery for all, but deep down in all of us, there is a man, who might be.
Person 1: hey man! What are you up to today?
Sigma male 1: I’m studying for the Siph.
Person: What the fuck is that?
Sigma male 1: He might be the one, but is needed for all.
Person: Go fuck yourself.
Sigma male 1: I’m studying for the Siph.
Person: What the fuck is that?
Sigma male 1: He might be the one, but is needed for all.
Person: Go fuck yourself.
by Themanwhomightbe May 5, 2022
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