Sneaking a J

When you find someplace to sneakily masturbate

"Aren't you a little too old to be sneaking a j in the john"? -Gintama

by AltSeize April 6, 2021

sneak-a-cheeks

Shorts that allow the bottom portion of the butt to be exposed. Sometimes ill-fitting, but can be intentional and really quite lovely for the observer.

Do these sneak-a-cheeks look good on me? My boyfriend said he loves how they look, but I think he's really just looking at my drop bottom.

by horn-dog May 24, 2015

Sneak Foot

A recreational activity, usually played in water, where one player attempts to "sneak" their toes into the opening of the other player's rectum.

After little Derek's emergency hemorrhoid repair surgery, sneak foot was banned from the city's public pool.

by ricecracker February 4, 2010

sneaks

sneaks is someone who’s really slow and someone you can always make a joke @ his expense in all he’s the real mvp

person : yo sneaks

sneaks : what

person you’re fucking retarded sneaks * makes me retarded sounds *

sneaks : ya omd

by unknown user saved your life March 11, 2019

Sneak

Verb. To take someone by surprise and try to beat the shit out of them.

Watch this, I am about to sneak some random ginger kid!

by swaffwhen_hesnuckme October 25, 2025

sneak in the movies

The process of trying to sneak from the pussy to the butthole and successfully finish in her bum.

Bro I tried to sneak in the movies with Angelina Jolie and got busted!

by Deepinthepieofp July 2, 2016

Sneak

People who would rather post their feelings about a person on urban dictionary then to say something to their face like a coward. Also pretends to be your friend while telling other people that they don’t even like them so they can make themselves look like a better person.

She’s still fucking with that white boy? Sneaky Bitch.

by Niggabitchbullyxxx October 25, 2019