slow child snail

A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.

Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails

by Spiedr November 30, 2006

snail trail

debris line left at bottom of toilet after taking a crap

After flushing I noticed my terd left a snail trail.

by madman187 December 26, 2008

Snail mail

Postal service used in 1800s-1930s era that usually took a few months to transport mail

Thanks! No more snail mail!
Cheetah mail? Or snail mail?

by Billiam Beaver July 5, 2016

snail mail facial

When you ejaculate into a container and mail it to the recipient who then pours it on their face.

Gave that bitch a snail mail facial last week.

by Hngrdngr October 13, 2014

Peruvian Sea Snail

Knowingly taking part in sexual deeds with a partner that has one or more STDs.

Mike: Did you hear Chad did Chelsea?
Derek: No WAY!!! Everyone knows she is dirty.
Mike: Yeah, looks like Chad pulled the old Peruvian Sea Snail.

by Chad aka Blackout April 16, 2010

the happy snail game

the game that bored people play on msn; i.e. you have a normal conversation, someone puts a :D or :) once, and then the other person puts a :D or :); whoever puts a (sn) first, wins.

Apple: Hello
Helen: Hello, want to play the happy snail game?
Apple: Okay!
Helen: How are you?
Apple: I'm fine.. :D
Helen: Me too :D
Helen: (sn)
*few seconds later*
Apple: (sn)
Apple: Dammit! You *ALWAYS* win this game..

by apple <3 November 21, 2005

Tortise Von Snail

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.

I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.

by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005