love smudge

Another name for your offspring or the wet sticky spot in the back seat of your car

My two little love smudges got themselves sent to the principal's office for making a love smudge in his car.

by JackWhatTheHellBurton April 21, 2018

Rug smudger

A person who drags their bare ass across someone's carpet or rug leaving a skid mark (a line of fecal matter) on said carpet or rug intentionally.
Also used for someone who ejaculates into another person's pubic hair.

That rug smudger ruined your new carpet, you may never get that stain out.
Or
He pulled out and came on my pubic hair, what a rug smudger.

by Axe smacker August 29, 2019

Fudgal smudgant

The brown smear found under the arse, ordinarily on underwear.

He farted hard and left a trail of fudgal smudgant that could never be removed.

by Zonal K October 7, 2019

Poop Smudge

When you smear poop on a wall or the side of a small table.

Hey Leroy...Did you poop smudge on my small table?

by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020

A smudger

When the person is acting wet and doesn’t do what he should do even tho the circumstances state he should.

“He lost stink he has to get sprayed”
“Nah I’m not having it”
“Stop doing a smudger”

by Woodrow123445 December 15, 2020

drover smudge

n. Slightly greasy spot where a drover stood before the bushfires.

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Mind how you step mate! Plenty of koala droppings about and one drover smudge the size of a Melbourne channel ferry.

Thought of buying a vaccy Burt? Might reduce the pong a bit.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

Bobias Shmurglar

The greatest name ever invented. Once you hear Bobias in the distance, you run there immediately. It is a sacred calling that will induce happiness and an aphrodisiac- esque feeling. Invented by the famous Bobby, this name is used only in the finest situations where the best names are necessary for consumption for the people.

Bobias Shmurglar is the sexiest and greatest man alive. You preach him, and he shows you the light of truth.

by sticking wood November 18, 2021