The pilot turned on his fasten your seat belt sign but I said "fuck it"... my girl was giving me skull wings under the tray table.
by cjezioro October 23, 2010
Get the skull wingsmug. ๐
"i have a huge migraine it feels like its piercing through my :skull:, anyways have you tried peeing while you're hard?"
"๐"
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by created abnormally November 14, 2021
Get the :skull:mug. by Wogboy3805 January 29, 2019
Get the Prawn Skullmug. by GastropodGaming April 7, 2024
Get the ๐ Skull emoji in slangmug. by BEXXX August 31, 2014
Get the skull punchmug. The largest bone in someone's body, made of, like all other bones, of various gelatinous materials, or "skull jelly". The skull has a surface area of 5 square feet and weighs over a pound, not including the jaw bones, or Fred, the insect that looks like part of your skull, but isn't.
"You smell like someone ripped the skulls out of someone's heads and left their skull jelly to rot in the sun for three weeks."
by goodluckwiththat April 11, 2017
Get the Skullmug. When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
by Nman1103 September 27, 2017
Get the Texan Skull Crushingmug.