Skipped into a wall

To inflict great bodily harm upon oneself while in a state of severe inebriation

A: Dude, what happened to her? Looks like she broke her leg.

B: Oh, you didn't hear?

A: No.

B: She went out drinking with some coworkers Saturday night, got completely tanked and totally skipped into a wall.

by SwampRob November 4, 2011

skipping stones

Going in two anal beads at a time instead of one

My girl likes to take me out and show how good she is at skipping stones

by PiManTrips February 28, 2015

Skipping Shards

The act of selling or Trading Methamphetamine on a street level

If I do so snout. Lb of shard Skipping I'll get that new bike homie

I'm just out here skipping shards puddle pounding on these puddle sluts. Living my best life Karen

by IMSO8UP September 4, 2025

skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.

don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops

by DaddyKinkojou June 7, 2018

Skip Creature

Racial Termonology for an asian person (includes Pakistani, Indian, Bangladeshi, Nepalese, Afghanistan etc...)

Scooter from Coronation street was the original Skip Creature

by Dillon March 16, 2005

Stone Skipping

A series of progressively slower and quieter farts that sounds like a stone skipping across the water.

Tommy: Damn, what was that like five in a row?

Spencer: Hell yeah bro you know I be stone skipping

by timyord June 6, 2020

skip and slide

when one skips school and instead plays on the slide and slide.

oh wow! she must have had so much fun missing 6th period playing on the skip and slide in her front yard.

by kurahh April 15, 2011