Dysphoric Shock

When someone of a fluid transgender identity realizes they've "switched over"; when someone comes out of denial of their trans identity.

I was talking my friend about masculinity the other day, and I realized I felt like a man again. I about had a panic attack from the dysphoric shock".

by ajgfnsjgbrgje December 3, 2020

shelf shock

when there is an overload of senses to shoppers when they go to a shelf and it is filled to the brim with eyecatching/bright colored boxes making the shopper overwhelmed and angry.

Shopper: "AARRRGGH! Muh Eyes! Muh Head! Too...Many...Things...Trying To Get My Attention!"
Shopper #2: "Ha ha, you just got Shelf Shock!"
Shopper 2 starts to laugh his @$$ off at other shopper's misery

by Devi8 May 8, 2008

comic shock

What happens when, after finding a new daily webcomic and spending a week reading the archives, you realise that there is no next comic, and you will have to wait 24 hours for the next one. Has been known to produce a catatonic states.

I got right into Sluggy Freelance, and started reading the old comics. 2 weeks later, I finished reading the archives. Man, I went into total comic shock. It wasn't pretty.

by Lee MacAulay November 8, 2003

Sexy Shock

When your in complete shock when someone sexy passes you or you see them or if they talk to you and you say what because your in shock that someone as sexy would talk to a dirt bag like you.

Thinking.....

Mac and cheese or pasta bacon cabornara

Sexy Person 1: " I like macronni cheese".

Dirt bag you:" I love cheese". stutters it.
now your in sexy shock

by Fuzzy13456789123467984531 July 30, 2011

Bill Shock

The surprise received when receiving an excessive phone bill. Most common with the recently popular smartphones and their data intensive internet capabilities.

Steve: "I got my charges for my new iPhone plan the other day and suffered major bill shock!"

by CuriousQuam March 20, 2009

Shock Exchange

The look or reaction one experiences when reviewing one's IRA, or savings stock market statements.

"my god, have you seen what happened to the nest-egg last quarter? "

"Sure, just take a look at the shock exchange today!"

by geoffsf April 7, 2010

zero shock

In the career of any successful trader/private equity investor, there comes a moment when the amount of money risked on single trades starts to far exceed what individuals outside of the financial industry generally handle on a year to year basis. When said trader/investor first crosses this threshold, he stands at risk of suffering from 'zero shock', as the number of zeros in the checks he writes may be more money than his father earned in a year, or in a lifetime.

Tommy wrote his first $1,000,000 check last week, to participate in a series B financing. He got a touch of zero shock as he signed the line and tore the check free. "This is the life we chose", he muttered, passing the check onwards.

by Don's Johnson June 12, 2021