sham-fail

someone you fails as bad a as the sham-wow guy, and doing something completely stupid. usually referring to females

she sham-failed when she tried to talk to a random Hispanic person for 5 mins then realized he didn't know Spanish at all.

by cemetery (seminary) sucks October 21, 2010

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shamacked

High ass fucked; high off of weed

Johnny and I are going to get shamacked over the weekend.

by Dr. Swaggalicious December 2, 2011

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shamaggin it

Anything sexual

person 1: *hooking up with someone*
person 2: ayeeee Shamaggin it!

person 1: you already know!

by Channyboo23 December 2, 2011

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Shamag

A stag held in Westport during the month of May in honour of Shamag.

I don't know what happened, but when I woke up Shamag was over. I was sad.

by Tonto123 October 20, 2012

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Shamaarke

Somali name; A cool brother; means "See no evil". Which is stupid.

The famous movie line, "Hear no evil, Shamaarke".

by Dhagdheer November 7, 2013

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slang for self-stimulation; acronym for Stay Home And Masturbate; generally used as an excuse when one does not want to participate in social activities/events. Can also be used to as a synonym for masturbation, regardless of whether or not the subject actually stayed home.

"Hey Nadia, we're going to Shenanigans tonight, you coming?"
"Nah, I'm not really feeling it tonight. Think I'm just gonna sham."

"That sext you sent me was so hot that I just had to sham."

"I shammed last night."

by dra1nbead December 15, 2014

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