land shark

a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.

I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.

by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004

jizz shark

A shark that is covered in a creamy layer of thick salty man semen.

Cameron loves to eat shark, he his favorite is jizz shark

by Cream fish March 8, 2016

Corn Shark

(n) A big poop with corn in it.

I just released a corn shark back into the wild.

by David Hastie December 15, 2004

beached shark

Rancid pussy that smells like a wet cardboard box filled with expired bananas and sardines that has been sitting in the back of a Dominican grocery store since its last random inspection two years before.

Have you ever gone down on beached shark? No, you haven't. How can I tell? Your lower face is intact.

by Ramalishtic April 29, 2014

lane shark

The annoying third person who jumps into your already-full swimming lane at the pool.

Me: "Hey, I'm swimming in this lane. There's an empty one over there."
Guy: "I think I'll stay here."
Me: "You damn lane shark!"

by Iniamyen August 19, 2013

jaguar shark

A beautiful sea beast content with minutely scientific and immensely self centered man towards revenge. The creature feeds on fluorescent snapper and dwells in the deep ocean. Until the latest documentary by the the undersea explorer and deep sea diver Steve Zissou (also a womanizer) . its existence had been disputed.

*About the jaguar shark*
Eleanor Zissou: It is beautiful Steve.
Steve Zissou: Yea, it's pretty good isn't it... I wonder if it remembers me...

by kevinfloss May 26, 2014

shark piss

shark piss or "great white wine" is the demon you learn to become friends with. you will likely go man down if you drink more than two thirds of a bottle so be warned. It is trusted by many students of citadel high and the surrounding area of Halifax, Nova Scotia as it is dirt cheap.

"dude, did you earl down an entire bottle of shark piss last night? kid had to go to the hospital"

by elliothaifax December 31, 2018