Shannon Oiler is a 39 year old lesbian mother from Texas, she enjoys eating raw fish and giving birth
by Shanthewoman42608 September 19, 2021
A girl who could make you go crazy for her the first 5 minutes you're with her. Life with her is like Christmas every day. her hugs make you feel like you're the most important person on the planet. And her kisses feel like a thousand angel wings caressing your lips.
by Flying Pikachu February 11, 2019
A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
by anonymous xyz August 08, 2022
by hamish barren August 19, 2024
When ever you talk about about strog he says "aagggghghhghgh" he plays murder on my mind spotify playlist regularly. He loves to be strong as fuck. Hes very religous
by Callum Shannon22566 August 19, 2024
A WOMAN THAT WILL LISTEN TO YOU EVEN IF HER OWN WORLD IS FILLLED WITH UNCERTAINTY; PATIENT EVEN WITH ANXIETY
The team gave me the cold shoulder after I struck out and giving the game away, but Shannon Drum gave me the confidence that I needed to get by and not be so down on the loss
by Kimokazi September 16, 2022
bro why is she shannon dodging
by coochieloverlandon August 22, 2024