Shannon

A heavy set woman who gets very excited for holidays.

Omg! Becky is such a Shannon!!!!!

by CozyBozy April 23, 2022

shannon

the literal definition of perfect
will never hurt or disappoint you
acts tough, but if you treat her well, she will be your best friend

me: i love you shannon

by definitely-not-a-fan October 30, 2021

Shannon Jackson

A German Jewish twat
Not racist just that they're a dumb fritz

Shannon Jackson is a horrible piefke

by NotSamson February 6, 2022

Joshua Clifford Lee Shannon

So hot 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 (sike he mad ugly)

Joshua Clifford Lee Shannon is so Josh sike lol hahaha

by PENISCOCKMONSTER March 23, 2023

Shannon

They are more than often sarcastic beings with okay intent. At times will roast the shit out of you and be offended when retaliated. She holds much trauma from her childhood and hence all sorts of issues, though it is fun to talk to her all the time. If you date a Shannon, watch out because she is a known hommie hopper.

Dayum shawty, whats your name?
...Shannon...
Can I get your number?
no im fucking someone tonight
Who?
Fucking stupid

by Goldilocks69 April 6, 2022

National Shannon Day

Grab any person that is named Shannon and bully them because they are calling one of their friends swaizy

Hi, it's National Shannon Day

by wiggly Penguin March 8, 2023

Queen Shannon's bday

Queen shannon's bday is the day when the queen of 🇵🇪 was born. Her birthday is celebrated the 14th september each year. As you should know, she's an important person so you must give her a chocolate ice cream cake.

Hey! It's Queen Shannon's bday let's go buy some chocolate ice cream cake.

by 1l1kepan1n1sx0x0 September 11, 2020