Shangar

the feeling that one feels after leaving their house or car and locking their key to open the car or house inside. It is a feeling of stupidity, confusion, anger, and desperation mixed all into one. One moment you think that everything is fine and then there is a sudden rush of panic. You begin looking for a way of getting into what you are locked out of, knowing that there is no actual way that you can get in. Checking every door hoping that there is a secret way in, but you already know that there isn't. Then you begin thinking if breaking a window would be the best option and become desperate to find a way in and lose the rationality and ability to clearly think. This experience is angering because the person knows there is nothing that they can do to get back in but wait for someone to come open what they are locked out of.

I felt shangar after locking my keys in my car

by quannooooo January 27, 2018

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Shanghai Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl and she wants you to hit the gspot and her clit. So you have your penis inside her at an elevated angle to hit the clit reportedly. Then you take your thumb and reach around her and stick your thumb in her ass.

Man 1: why is natasha blowing up your phone all the time?
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.

by Dirty Chaos April 10, 2018

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SHAGONY

The aches and pains you have after a vigorous shagging session. "

My legs are in agony from.all that shagging I did last night or shagony.

by Davidinbolton May 25, 2018

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shandow

You know when you stub your toe on a tablet leg and step on a lego brick? Shandow is that pain compressed into a life og horrors and internal suffering.

Guy1: Whats wrong with him?
Guy2: he is a shandow...
Guy1: poor thing

by Shadow Moon 23 May 3, 2018

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